Major League Talent? ABSENT!

What would you say if i told you your teams starting third baseman was batting under .250, had only 12 home runs, and less than 50 rbi more than 2/3's of the way through the season? What would you say if he had a douchey beard and mimicked the future all-time save leaders tribute to his father? Im sure you wouldn't be happy, right? Well i guess the dodgers have low standards, because Casey Blake is that guy, even with the douchey mustache! Now maybe if he wore a little orange and black he could be excused, but that is not the case. Now that we know all this, id say that Pablo Sandoval is having a pretty good year. For the rest of the season, we will update you with the latest chapters in the worst baseball career of all time, the career of William Casey Blake of the Los Angeles Dodgers