Casey Blake can't do this

While Casey Blake and his horrific .949 are failing to make routine plays at third base, Ryan Braun is putting on a clinic in leftfield. Casey Blake, you wish you could do this..
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=11226501&query=%26game_pk%3D265647

Gotta Hate Casey Blake

You can now hate Casey Blake on  twitter!!!!
http://twitter.com/CaseyBlakeSucks

Casey Blake is a Caveman Part 2

"When asked about his beard, he answers that he grows it simply because he does not like to shave. The beard also helps camouflage him while participating in one of his favorite hobbies, duck hunting."
-Wikipedia/Casey Blake

DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
He doesnt like to shave. How the hell does Joe Torre put up with this crap? Shaving may be one of the simplest tasks on the entire planet and of course Casey F***ing Blake can't handle that.
Secondly, duck hunting...wow. Shooting a poor defenseless animal to death for fun, that sure is professional. If you're gonna go at a living being then attack something your own size, like Vin Diesel for example. And we all know who would win that fight.

Casey Blake is a Caveman Part 1

When I first saw this picture I honestly thought someone photo shopped a Cleveland Indians sweatshirt  onto a caveman. And yet this man is considered a professional ball player? He's not even a professional. Dodgers Suck.

 

Major League Talent? ABSENT!

What would you say if i told you your teams starting third baseman was batting under .250, had only 12 home runs, and less than 50 rbi more than 2/3's of the way through the season? What would you say if he had a douchey beard and mimicked the future all-time save leaders tribute to his father? Im sure you wouldn't be happy, right? Well i guess the dodgers have low standards, because Casey Blake is that guy, even with the douchey mustache! Now maybe if he wore a little orange and black he could be excused, but that is not the case. Now that we know all this, id say that Pablo Sandoval is having a pretty good year. For the rest of the season, we will update you with the latest chapters in the worst baseball career of all time, the career of William Casey Blake of the Los Angeles Dodgers

Wikipedia Does Not Lie...

The First of Many Hateful Posts Agianst the Dodgers

If you are reading this post, you probably hate Casey Blake, much like everybody else on the planet. As you can see, this blog was made to offend douchebags like Casey Blake. To be honest, the guy does nothing good for the sake of humanity. Plus he's a douchebag.  America hates Casey Blake, You hate Casey Blake, I hate Casey Blake. It's a triangle of hate, and you know who's in the middle of it? Yep, William Casey Blake. Yes, his name is William, but he's so stupid he goes by his middle name. Who does that? that douchebag Casey Blake would. So for all you baseball fans who hate Casey Blake, this is your blog....